Directed By Ruben Fleischer
Starring – Tom Holland, Mark Wahlberg, Antonio Banderas
The Plot – Street-smart Nathan Drake (Holland) is recruited by seasoned treasure hunter Victor “Sully” Sullivan (Wahlberg) to recover a fortune amassed by Ferdinand Magellan and lost 500 years ago by the House of Moncada. What starts as a heist job for the duo becomes a globe-trotting, white-knuckle race to reach the prize before the ruthless Santiago Moncada (Banderas), who believes he and his family are the rightful heirs. If Nate and Sully can decipher the clues and solve one of the world’s oldest mysteries, they stand to find $5 billion in treasure and perhaps even Nate’s long-lost brother, but only if they can learn to work together.
Rated PG-13 for violence, action, and adult language
UNCHARTED – Official Trailer (HD) – YouTube
POSITIVES
For a film that doesn’t exactly pride itself on emulating the familiar elements about the games that made it an endearing favorite amongst gamers, Fleischer still manages to transfer a few credible accommodations of familiarity that at the very least keep audiences invested throughout the engagement. First and foremost, here are the varying action set pieces, which are not only free from redundancy in the constructs of their designs, but also maintain with them an air of urgency that in the direction that feels the gravity of the stakes pertained. What’s refreshing here is the absence of shaking camera gimmicks and machine-gun editing that have become all the rave contemporarily with action juggernauts, instead exchanged here with a vividly immersive shot photography from cinematographer Chung-hoon Chung who artistically knows how to paint such jaw-dropping canvases with turns recently in “Last Night in Soho” and “The Handmaiden”. Chung seamlessly captures the devastating heights, the crisp fight choreography, and the breathtaking scenery in ways that visually earn their big screen captivity, all the while channeling them to attain the exhilarating intensity in their atmospheric range of a gaming property where anything feels possible. Beyond this, the pacing of the storytelling crisply unravels itself continuously from the opening shot of the introduction and refusing to subdue itself throughout the entirety of the 105-minute run time. This kept the film from ever feeling dull from redundancy, but beyond that encompassed the focus of the objection of the characters at hand, who never feel subdued in their constant quest for the lost treasure. Another contributing factor to said urgency is the thunderous roaring of composer Ramin Djawadi, whose musical score does channel brief instances of familiarity in the realm of the series, but never uses it overwhelmingly for nostalgic pandering. Instead, a majority of Djawadi’s work here are original orchestral accompaniments, with no shortage of 808 drums or triumphant trumpets to make each scene of vulnerability transpire with inescapable epicness, and when combined with the transitions of various geographic influences craft a fun-but-theatrical enveloping that never skimps on the emphasis of its globe-spanning cash caper that many sides play into.
NEGATIVES
Unfortunately, surprising pleasantries are wasted with a script contrived of mediocrity and mirroring performances to boot. To be fair, the work of Holland, Wahlberg, and Banderas are fine enough from an entertaining perspective, especially the picture-perfect chemistry of the two protagonists leading to more than a few charming interactions, but their performances never undergo the psychology of the characters, and because of such never feel like authentic portrayals of the gaming characters who fans grew up adoring. Worse than this, Wahlberg goes missing for pocketed moments during the film, and isn’t shown in frame with Holland for a majority of such, alluding to production woes and unfulfilled promises that condemns the charm and fun of this engagement almost from the start. Banderas and company are less than one-dimensional, missing detectable motives and valued screen time in ways that could’ve built something devastating for Nathan and Sully off in the distance, but instead revel in the limitations of a screenplay that can be summarized ultimately as reserved. Reserved not only for the performances, but also for the script, which reminds you thematically and creatively of every better action film before it, albeit with half of the results. The twists are heavily predictable, the cliches are abundant, and the resolution left unfulfilled as a mid-credits sequence not only commits the same treason of “Sonic the Hedgehog”, in that it’s continuously sequel-baiting, but also forgets about some characters all together in hopes of affirmation in a sequel we inevitably will never see. Cliches like Hollywood’s current favorite to add to a film, in that the movie starts with “Months earlier” text, with no objective other than to keep audiences awake with the promise that high stakes reside somewhere in the future, so pay attention and stay awake. Then there’s the range of believability, which for a video game does seem a bit silly to complain about, but from a logistics standpoint can’t be subdued in a sequence that would make even the “F9” ensemble cringe. As evidenced in the trailers, pirate ships fly in the air during the key climactic battle, but what we didn’t see is their carrying by small, typical helicopters that maintain their grasp on them without any slight stalling or misdirection in their weight. Instead, it all goes off perfectly, highlighting the single strongest aircrafts known to man, all in favor of a climax that goes through without even any temporary uncertainty, summarizing a complete lack of vulnerability for the characters and their conflict, which because of such feels like literally anyone could’ve come across this treasure with ease.
OVERALL
“Uncharted” is a serviceably safe sampling of another disappointing gaming adaptation that is plagued by inexplicable changes to its characters, and redundancies to its story. With very little original here, the film lacks the capability to ever rid itself of better capers of the genre, and with a duo of charming-but-subdued performances from Holland and Wahlberg, the benefit of alluring high stakes action set pieces isn’t enough to will their worth.
My Grade: 5/10 or D+
I can not say that I am surprised by this review. The preview I saw in theaters a couple of weeks ago made it seem like it used the big screen well but looked sort of contrived while thinking it was not.
I kinda want to see this now after reading your review ..any movie that has the guts to just forgo the laws of physics and tells F9 “hold my beer” has to be viewed! I could tell from the trailer that this is mindless fun that you can just have a laugh at, but this sounds pretty bad. I’ll definitely wait until streaming and check it out when i have nothing else going on. Excellent review!!
This is a weird one to talk about since I’ve seen such a variety of reactions. I know some fans that liked it, some fans that didn’t like it, some casual moviegoers that liked it, and some causal moviegoers that didn’t like it. I cam say that I liked it a bit more than you to the point where I was willing to recommend it. I’m glad that you did give some credit to SOME of the cast. I do think that Tom Holland was actually great as Nathan Drake though I could be in the minority on that. Mark Whalberg as Sully on the other hand was definitely not a good choice. I do think they have decent chemistry, but I agree that the film doesn’t have them together as often as it should which you pointed out. The main disappointment for me were the villains which were definitely less then one dimensional as you stated. Great work!
Went and saw this today. When the theatre employee I passed on the way out asked me how the movie was, my response was this: “I might’ve been spoiled by growing up on Indiana Jones.” It wasn’t a BAD movie, but it’s hard for me to say it was good too. I liked the concept, the action kept me interested except for what can only be described as a chase scene at the end (how did they just not fall apart???), and the back & forth between Holland and Walberg was pretty solid. Didn’t like the 1 dimensional villain…but all in all, not a terrible flick. Better than Tomb Raider, imo, but that isn’t exactly a high bar.
Had to collect my thoughts on this one for a bit. I don’t know the game and therefore won’t know much of the storyline from that perspective. However it seems that I won’t really get a solid well rounded film anyways. It’s not one I remotely want to reas
I saw this in the theater, and was not horrified by it. My son and his friends had wanted to see it, though I could have used some of the bar refreshments to liven it up a little.